andrewhussiesbosom:

LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE 

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

bring-me-the-penguins:

It scares me how easily somebody that means so much to you could, at any time, just leave you and forget you like you mean nothing to them, it is such a simple thing but it scares me a lot

mysticmementos:

I just wanted to be close to you but now I realize you never even looked my way.